tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7291984052661338513.post2266822616503149414..comments2023-06-28T04:01:06.916-07:00Comments on Oh my god I'm a mom: It's a crock pot life / Carrie Bradshaw detourI've gotta write it to right it.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15295445094623984059noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7291984052661338513.post-39916814153966339482009-02-07T11:19:00.000-08:002009-02-07T11:19:00.000-08:00Crock pots are awesome. We used to have an antiqu...Crock pots are awesome. We used to have an antique 1949 Chambers range that had a deep thermowell burner, which was essentially a crock pot built right into the top of the stove. It would stay at 200 degrees all the time just from the pilot light alone. It was very well insulated. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.<BR/><BR/>As for husbands being happy enough to do the you-know-what after a good meal... I hate to break it to you (and I'll probably get thrown out of the Guy's Union for revealing this), but guys simply aren't turned on by a good home cooked meal. It's sure a nice-to-have feature in a wife, someone who cooks as good or better than Mom did, but it has nothing to do with being happy enough to do the you-know-what. And if he's telling you that, he's lying.<BR/><BR/>More than likely he saw you bending over to get a pot out of the bottom cabinet, and his mind kicked into full afterburner from there. Seriously.<BR/><BR/>Guys are simple visual creatures when it comes to you-know-what. Romantic situations, trendy wardrobes, and food have nothing to do with it.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00126104731204816164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7291984052661338513.post-73183135746682313682009-02-06T10:52:00.000-08:002009-02-06T10:52:00.000-08:00Wait -- better than new-parents-of-two sex? Like ...Wait -- better than new-parents-of-two sex? Like that kind of sex is enjoyable? Or even exists? The "new parents" also throws me off. Didn't you tell him the doctor forbid it for at least two years following birth? You are ruining it for the rest of us unless you've sworn your husband to silence!!LuLu and Moxley's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07997421397509557965noreply@blogger.com